captainsnoop:

kahunakyle:

captainsnoop:

drinKING. smoKING. spanKING. all these kings in my life, and still no queen… any takers? ;) 

Dairy Queen

that was some real shit you just said homeboy lets go to dairy queen 

rizzietozier:

there-is-still-some-liquor-left:

a body count not as in homicide nor as in sexuality but as in the trail of people from my childhood and adolescence i should’ve been a better friend to and taken better care of but i was too busy being caught up in my own heartache to recognize their own and therefore our relationship tapered off in an extremely unsatisfying way that continuously manifests itself as a thrumming sense of grief in my chest. anyway which restaurant chains have the best free pre-meal bread?

cheesecake factory

trashpits:

kaijuno:

kibumkim:

log4:

kibumkim:

kibumkim:

i don’t think u guys need to be bullied but i do feel like a lot of y’all lack self awareness

like y’all comment graphic ddlg shit and rp shit on peoples posts and expect people NOT to clown y’all like…keep that shit to yourself

like if i make a post like “man i love apple pie” and u reply to it like “thats what daddy calls my pussy!😋” i’m gonna hunt u for sport

honestly this but i do think they need to be bullied

after careful consideration you’re absolutely correct

communistwarcriminal:

glorms:

yuissamidare:

how are yall under 5'2. grow longer bones

spent all my growin points on the brain cells and huge meat Fresh out sorry

the-real-daphne-blake:

the-real-velma-dinkley:

the-real-rupaul:

the-real-rupaul:

Do you ever just touch your face and think “there be bones in me skin”

Ignore me I’m on ketamine

I wish I had bones

I wish I had ketamine

boyslayr:

golfgalaxy:

boyslayr:

Men are bus schedules

how

Always lying

unregistered-hypercam2:

you guys are so fucking swagless it’s embarrassing 

foodforthot:

cognitohazardous:

at walmarts bakery (i work in the deli) theres a computer for printing cake decals and theres always this t-posing cake with a stolen veggietales face on the homescreen

but i came in today and found him facing directly forward and no longer smiling

im terrified

That time when Spain didn’t exist

1001-percent:

myworldoflanguages:

useless-spain-facts:

This is a milestone of the Internet

port o rico

binders-and-beanies:

La Dispute // King Park